- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Rick Santorum 2012

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

YOU

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Sarah Palin

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

sky's sty

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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