- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What? Why?

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Scott Gomez

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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