A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Women's Rights

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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knock knock whos their a person

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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