- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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