- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did the fish say after he

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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