A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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