- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Knock Know! Come in!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A man makes a sandwich.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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