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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

long in the tooth!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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