What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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