- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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