A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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