What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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