- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Scott Gomez

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A Pakistani news reader.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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