- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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