Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Sarah Palin

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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sky's sty

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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