what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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YO FACE

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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