name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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The WNBA

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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And more;

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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