Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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