- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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