Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Leave. Now.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Set up Punch line.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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haha Otarts was here

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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