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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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