How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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