what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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