Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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