- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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