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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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