Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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retard

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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