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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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