- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I'm sn otter

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Neil is a reterd.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

feminists.

a jew walks out of a furnace

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What? Why?

long in the tooth!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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