whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What did the fish say after he

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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