yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

long in the tooth!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What? Why?

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

feminists.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Neil is a reterd.

a woman votes!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

I'm sn otter

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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