glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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