What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What? Why?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

a jew walks out of a furnace

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Uh... What was emulating again?

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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