- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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