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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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