what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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