- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

VAL SUCKS

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What can make you pee? Liquid

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Don't believe in Atheists.

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