penis?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Nick Cannon

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Refrigerator

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Women's rights...

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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