- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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