Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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