- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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