- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

im gay

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Women drivers...

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Testicles.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Knock Knock. Come in.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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