their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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