- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

I'm hungry.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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