Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Your mums a potato

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Your Mother

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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