A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Your mom went to college

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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