What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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dry handjob

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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