why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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