Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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