Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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david weres the slug gone

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Penis.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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