Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

my mind's eye?

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Ken wins!

I LIKE TRAINS

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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