why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Homonyms should be band.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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