A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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YOU

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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