How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Your Mother

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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