- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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