what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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