Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The Joke Below

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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