Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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