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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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