I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Your Mother

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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