Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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you suck

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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