what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Women's rights

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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