Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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a ab

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Vaginal secretions

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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