- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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