Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Vaginal secretions

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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