- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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