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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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