why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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