A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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