Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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