Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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children burning

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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pudding

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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