- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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