Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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