Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

c-? men, C-men

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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