Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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