Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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obama

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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