- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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