Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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willie revilame

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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zx

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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