- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I am dyslexic

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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