What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Psychics.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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everybody loves raymond

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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