What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Women's rights

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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