A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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