- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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