- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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