- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

guest what i love pancakes

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Cancer.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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