Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Black People

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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