Get on your knees Ho

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

david weres the slug gone

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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