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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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