- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

cats are pussies

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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