- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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