Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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