- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

oh hai

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

mark is life

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Where's my tractor?

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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